Monday , 25 September 2017

This Breastfeeding Mom Squirted Someone Who Told Her to ‘Go Somewhere Private’

Oh, this is wonderful and hilarious and perfect.

An anonymous woman from the United Kingdom posted on the gossip page for her town —side note: all towns should have gossip pages — that while she was breastfeeding her baby in a public park, another breastfeeding woman had the nerve to expose her boob while feeding her child. The woman was straight-up scandalized that milk comes from breasts, I guess?! Or that boobs are shameful and therefore should be covered always and forever even when they’re providing life-sustaining nutrition to tiny babies?

Thankfully, our breastfeeding hero mom knew the law (it’s against UK law to ask a breastfeeding woman to leave a public place) and so she told the other lady to “fuck off” and then — and this is amazing — squirted breastmilk in her direction. OMG, someone give this woman all the awards because she is THE BEST.

Here’s the post from the Dartford gossip page:

To the lady Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat near by. I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to fuck off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!

Thankfully, the comments on the page are nothing but supportive of our breastfeeding hero mom, and tell the other lady to calm down and also maybe put a leash on her creepy husband. Death and Taxes rounded up some of the best:

“Her reaction is not on but why shouldn’t she feed her baby in public? I would have had a few choice words for you if you had asked me to go else where. There is something wrong with people who think seeing someone breastfeeding is inappropriate.””You should be ashamed of yourself! It’s hard enough to breast feed a baby let alone be judged for it in public! If I had to breastfeed my 3 month old in public I would permanently have my tits out! Your easily distracted husband clearly hasn’t seen a pair of tits in a while! Perhaps next time you’re out you should go and eat your dinner in the toilets…….I think not!””There’s only one person here making a right tit of themselves and its not the lady doing the most natural thing in the world!!!”

Big ups to the squirter! May she live a long life of flapping her boobs around in public, squirting anyone who should question her decision to feed her baby how she damn well pleases.

Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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